i got it from zalfie raoul FB ;)
1. 3 men were drunk. They stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were drunk so he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we' ve arrived'. . . The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them wud av realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked,'what was that for?? Control ur speed!!
2. Awek : “Doctor, payudara saya ni keras dan sakit la. Kenapa ya doctor?”Kemudian si Doctor pun mula memeriksa dengan memegang payudara Awek untuk beberapa saat, dan Awek kembali bertanya, “Camna doctor ? Apa sakit saya ni ?”Doctor : “Penyakit ni merbahaya sungguh. Ni jenis penyakit berjangkit. Tengok!! Sekarang anu saya yg keras!!!".
3. When a lady is Pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "CONGRATS"But none of them come & touch the man's penis and say"Well done"MORAL: Hard work is never appreciated!!
4. A Teacher Asks " Which Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? " A Child Replies " Feet! Because Every Night I See My Mom With Her Feet Up In The Air Screaming " GOD I'M COMING !!
5. 1 mayat org tua dikeluarkan dri bilik ais utk dikebumikan. Setelah dikeluarkan, ada air mengalir di muka org tua tersebut.Dgn rase ketakutan, cucunya memanggil neneknya.Cucu : '' Nek ! Atok keluar peluh.''Nenek : '' Oh.. Atok kamu 1st time meninggal , mstilah nervous siket..''
6. Everything on a Female's Upper body starts with a "B"- Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & The Lower Body With a "P"- Petticoat, Pants, Panties, Pussy. No Wonder Men suffer from 'BP-blood pressure'
7. <Kuda Makan Rumput>Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.Cikgu : “Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?”Murid : “Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!”Cikgu : “Rumputnya mana?”Murid : “Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,”Cikgu : “Habis tu, kudanya mana?”Murid : “Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?”
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